Manikin

[Madrox]

I was looking for some shoes, and some brand new shorts

And took a minute to relax, with some snacks in the food

court

I was half way finished, with my value meal

When I spotted this little cutie, with some sex appeal

I winked at her, she gave me a look like I'm a booger

I thought "Bitch, I'd rather spend my money on a hooker"

Then a bright idea, ran across my mind

If I could swipe a manikin, I'd have a freak all the time

No listening to her lip, no putting up with her shit

No having her act a fool, the way them bitches get

So I hid in the clothes rack, at "Frederick's of Hollywood"

And waited until they closed, and it was all good

I snatched this little fine ass, strawberry blonde

With her ass jutted out, with nothin' but some sale panties on

Alarms rang out, I ran to the ride

And stuffed my new, lifeless sex friend, quickly inside

[Chorus x2]

I love a manikin, should I be panicking

I don't know what's happening, but I love her

I'm taking her home

[Violent J]

I went to this little traveling, carnival deal

Nothing but a few games, a ferris wheel

Haunted house, bumper cars, and a wax museum

I went through it once, I'll never be the same

She was waxy, sexy, smooth, and scratchable

Hourglass titties, and ass was unmatchable

I waited for us to be alone, and I kissed her

Licked her wax neck, and started caressing her

She don't get old, rosy red and pretty

I'm sneaking her out of here, and taking her with me

To my trailer in the woods, I laid her down gently

I bent her arm upwards, accidentally

I took a box cutter and I made an incision

I carved out a little hole in her, for the neden

It hit it, then I set her toes on fire

And cried, watching her slowly expire

[Chorus x2]

[Monoxide]

Everyday I see her, when I'm riding to work

Look in the window, just a little shirt and short skirt

Her eyes follow me, whereever I go

And she's always in some brand new clothes, and a new pose

Banging ass, and not a wrinkle to be found

With a face like a doll, and she never makes a sound

I bet she likes to talk, when she gets fucked

But then she'd probably never shut the fuck up, with my luck

She always seems so happy when I'm around

And if it wasn't for this window, we'd be fucking on the ground

I wanna take her ass home for keeps, she never sleeps

I don't even think I seen her off her feet

Tonight's the night, that I'ma get her

I can't even take it anymore, when I see her, I start to shiver

Lip quiver, with the butterfly stomach

Leave the truck going, I'ma just grab her and start running

[Chorus]

[Break (x2, Once during the chorus)]

Wanna touch her

She's in my dreams

Wanna hold her, kiss her

I'm taking her home

She's not real

But I feel like I need her in my arms tonight, wrong or right

I'm taking her home