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Artist: TWRP
Canonical path: /twrp/the-perfect-product
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Perfect Product
Read The Perfect Product lyrics by TWRP on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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The Perfect Product
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Hi
Hello
How are you?
So-so
I’m glad to hear that
Oh
If I may take a moment of your time
I’d like to take this opportunity
To tell you about something
So new
So revolutionary
So exciting
I’m listening
That it will completely change your life
Now I know what you’re thinking
Trust me, I get it!
So I’m gonna cut right to the chase
If you respect high quality
If you expect only the best
Only the best
Then, folks, let’s get right down to business
If you enjoy having fun
If you like guarantees
That sounds just like me!
I proudly present to you
The perfect product
It’s perfect for you
Perfect for your family
It’s perfect for your friends!
A product you can trust
You can totally rely on
A product you can believe in
I believe!
Just enjoy your time with it
It’s a product you can love
A product you will like
I know that you’re gonna like this product
I love the product!
So if you don’t mind
I’d like to go into further detail
And give you some more information
Yes, please
Because we really want you to feel comfortable
About all your product related decisions
Now, a couple questions
Would classify yourself as top notch?
Do you like being the talk of the town?
Let’s say you get excited about great value
Such great value!
Then, boy, do I have exciting news for you
Well, standby ‘cause I’m about to tell you
The secret to unlocking a lifetime of satisfaction
The perfect product
It’s perfect for you
Perfect for your family
It’s perfect for your friends!
The perfect product
The perfect product
It’s made for me!
The perfect product
Gotta have it
Really need it
Lifetime warranty!
The perfect product
The perfect product
Comes with a guarantee, baby
The perfect product
The perfect product
It’s made for me!
Just have fun with it!
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