BROWN SUGAR SALMON

Good day, Sir Baudelaire, what can I do for you?

Oh, dude, I am so fucking hungry, and I just want to eat

Can I get the, can I get the brown sugared salmon?

Mkay, so our dinner plates this evening are the braised Bohemian beef

Or the brown sugared salmon

Heh, yeah, I know, I want, I want the brown sugared salmon plate

With the, with the potatoes, and I don't, I don't want brussels sprouts

Gm, I'm so sorry, we are out of that

The chef actually ran out of salmon

Because there was a trivial boat shortage at the lake, so

So why did you mention it in the first place?

Because that's our specials

Okay, alright, cool

Let me just get the EHM, the braised Bohemian beef

With the potatoes, and I don't-

Oh, Mr. Baudelaire, I'm gonna have to check

If we have the braised Bohemian beef

Are you fucking dumb?

I'm just gonna have to double-check we have that

Who's running this place? Who's in charge here?

I'm in charge Mr. Baudelaire, and thank you so much for traveling with us

Is there a dilemma I can sort out?

I'm starving, and I just want dinner

Oh, well, our dinner specials are the braised Bohemian beef

And the brown sugared salmon

I know, I fucking know, and this lady keeps on telling me that-

Oh, ah, my name's Trina, sir

Okay, well, Trina Sir, keeps saying

It's no salmon, it's no beef, it's no anything, I just want

It's not No anything Mr. Baudelaire

It's the braised Bohemian beef or the brown sugared salmon

I think he's leaning towards the beef

Trina, would you quadrable check if we have the beef?

Yes

Hm, we do not have the braised Bohemian beef

Oh jeez, I'm so sorry Mr. Baudelaire, I have just got word

That we are in fact out of the braised Bohemian beef

But, we are now serving complimentary yogurt

Now, would you like strawberries or granola?

Oh-oh, oh, we are out of the yogurt

Call on me if you get lost