Art Of Uff

I know, I know

You're so tired to hear about what I do

About what I smoke

What I drink

What I cook for my husband

All the travels I do

All the shit I got for free

It's just like it's all about me

Me, me, me all the time

I so understand you

But guess what

Me and my stupid flow

Me and my MySpace

With only three tracks a year

And they still talk about me

There are 1, 2, 3:

Let me bust this beat

I am the one they call Uff

I am the diamond in the rough

I came to fuck shit up

You know Paris is on the map

We got the freshest sound

Your kid is digging all our tracks

The verses please your mom

You might have seen me on the tour

With my cowboy boots

Kicking the electronic crowd

With my hip hop roots

I get higher and higher

Each time you're playing my track

This sound is smacking your ass

My voice is touching your heart

So bang your head, you silly bitch

I know you're feeling the heat

The noise is running through your spinal column

Down to your feet

You've got to let yourself go

Uffie is taking you out

A place you've never seen before

And you might never come back

Here is my flight commander suit

Your ears might hurt a bit

But I'll make sure you get a treat

When we fly off this beat

It's time to return your seat to the upright position

You will find me available to answer your questions

That's some damn good crackers you bring here, son

Serious, these are the best crackers I've tasted in along time

Can you put some cheese on it for me?

And throw something at me when it's ready

Yes I can give it to you bitch

But can you handle this shit

You wanna taste the sweetest lips

And fly with me on the trip

The little Uff is about to make your sleazy dreamscome true

Even the synth get excited

When I'ma put it on you

If you are good enough with me

I will speak French for you

Baby, jevoudrais juste te faire l'amour jusqu'au bout

La vie estbien trop courte: tu devrais en profiter

Je n'ai pastoute la nuit, alors viens m'embrasser

I wanna hear you scream my name

As you feel the pressure

Use the button on your left

If you need a doctor

Uffie's high up in this bitch

And while she gets stronger

All you stupid faking fools

Copying our own sound