Captain Lubritron

I was abducted by an alien while I was walking home one day

We took a ride around the sun and then we cruised the milky way

He looked like Elvis Presley must have looked before he died

But he was quite a pleasant fellow so I thanked him for the ride

He told me of a time when battles they would not be fought

Instead of waging wars governments would just be bought

And sold to the highest bidder I said you're such a kidder

Go figure

Calling captain lubritron

Calling snizz

I was talking to an old man

Hoping that I'd understand

The only thing I learned that day

Was that he didn't give damn

I'm holding on for heaven's sake looking for some kinda break

I'll pass on all the bullshit I've had all I can take

I'm trying to do the right thing I'm hanging by a kite string

Walking on a tight rope seeing what the future brings

Calling captain lubritron

Calling snizz