Diggin' Holes

Well, I wish that you would move to the Sun

'Cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air

And we know that can't be done

I wish that you would cheat with someone

'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water

And we know that can't be done

Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand

And I guess that makes me the bravest man

'Cause I was quick to learn, but slow to understand

Well, what can you do?

My theories are borrowed from somewhere else

And I never had too many to talk about

But you were real quick

And you were quick to point out

Well, that was borrowed too

I wish that you would move to the Sun

'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water

And we know that can't be done

I wish that you would cheat with someone

'Cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air

And we know that can't be done

Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand

So I guess that makes me the bravest man

'Cause I was quick to learn, but slow to understand

Well, what can you do?

Rhetoric and smalltalk are marching on

And I probably am the biggest pawn

'Cause I was quick to talk and the first to carry on

Well, what can you do?

You need a permit if you're gonna build shit

And you can't get one so nothing gets built

And your house is standing on a foot and a half of silt

Well, I wish that you would move to the Sun

'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water

And we know that can't be done

I wish that you would cheat with someone

'Cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air

And we know that can't be done, well

I wish that you would move to the Sun

'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water

And we know that can't be done because

Rhetoric and smalltalk are marching on

And I probably am the biggest pawn

'Cause I was quick to talk

And the first to carry on

Well, what can you do?