Unexpected guest

And as the clock strikes three

But no afternoon tea

This is morning

All wealth yawning

And you dreamÉ (repeat)

Oblivious to my scheme

WhoÕll set the test

For your Unexpected Guest

And as your Unexpected Guest

Your hospitality

Was the best

Oh Englishman

Your castle threatened

Your privacy wrecked

Your wealth lessened

And still he dreamsÉ

A midnight surprise

Only for you eyes

Your Unexpected Guest

Oh but I could have touched your shoulder

If I were bolderÉ

The stranger in the bedroom

The air would turn colder.