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Artist: Ultra Vomit
Canonical path: /ultra-vomit/je-collectionne-des-canards-vivants
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Je Collectionne des Canards (Vivants)
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Je Collectionne des Canards (Vivants)
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Dès qu'y'a un spot à la télé
Qui me parle d'un canard
J'y vais, j'y vais.
Je collectionne des canards
Je collectionne des canards par milliers
Je collectionne des canards
Je collectionne des canards...vivants !
Dès que je surf sur le web et qu'ebay vend un canard, j'achète, j'achète.
Et si quelqu'un surenchérie,
Dare dare je surenchéris
Chéris, chéris
Je collectionne des canards
Je collectionne des canards par milliers
Je collectionne des canards
Je collectionne des canards...vivants !
Je sais que c'est impossible...
Mais moi j'y crois...
Je sais que c'est impossible...
Mais c'est comme ça...
Je désire acquérir tous les canards de la planète!
A vous les canards!
Nous collectionnons des canards
Vivants!
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