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Artist: Ultra Vomit
Canonical path: /ultra-vomit/quand-j-etais-petit
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Quand J'étais Petit
Read Quand J'étais Petit lyrics by Ultra Vomit on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Quand J'étais Petit
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Let's go baby !
Quand j'étais petit, je n'était pas grand
Je montrais mon poireau à tous les passant
Me mère me disait, veux tu le cacher
Je lui répondait, veut tu le lécher
Quand j'étais petit, quand j'étais petit (x2)
Quand j'étais petit, je n'était qu'un chiard
Qui faisait chier le monde avec ma guitare
Ma mère me disait d'aller à l'école
Je lui répondait
"ta gueule, j'fais du rock'n'roll"(x2)
Quand j'étais petit (x6)
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