Sheriff Is Scared

Yo I seen the sheriff and Deputy Bill, they all scared

Those boys'll be into town in the morning

We gotta get our horses and get out of town

Oh no, who you? Gotta gotta get back

Stompin with the boots like a 4-H Horsemen

I shoot a rhyme like a hunter do a reindeer

Walk up on a moose, and smack Mother Goose

You say I'm buggin, liquor's all I'm drinkin

Drivin on the road with a Continental Lincoln

I see a red light, you're thinkin headlight

I move around, grab a ticket, then I plex

You ain't the man with a cow and a haystack

I tote a shotgun, I make 'em pay back

I see a bank job, I catch 'em out there

You take a space test, I'm the atmosphere

You ain't the funky one, you catch a back smack

I make you run, tuck your tail where your maps at

This ain't no country town, you in the city B

I throw some doo-doo on a wannabe, an MC

I ain't no President, the 4th Swingmen

I'm hittin homers like the Mets, Abe Kingman

Get off my jock while you stare at us in the field

The sheriff is scared, who the Four Horsemen?

The sheriff is scared~!

Continuin, close yo, back as I kick up

See them rappers runnin, singers I will stick up

I put 'em way out, make 'em lick my head right

I turn 'em porno, make them wear those panties tight

I'm not the bum from the underground or dog pound

The funky Horseman, jumpin on a Greyhound

We takin 95, I'm steppin to you jack

And all them records on my pubic sound whack

I roll the Peterbilt, somethin like a mack truck

You pick up one, holdin bodies in the bread truck

Deliver two like the man see the mailman

West of Cali, San Jose railman

I pick a bean, bringin rice like an outlaw

You see the rain catch a bass on the outpour

I drop the X on my horse with the saddle an'

No time for games like a battle with a rattle an'

Step in my town, don't play yourself

The sheriff is scared, who the Four Horsemen?

The sheriff is scared~!

Yeah tonight we gotta get out here

We gotta meet "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" at the next saloon (uh-huh)

Everybody put on their saddles

Ride out cowboys (YEE-HAW~!)