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Artist: Umphrey's Mcgee
Canonical path: /umphreys-mcgee/mail-pakage
Related lyric paths: 6
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Mail Pakage
Read Mail Pakage lyrics by Umphrey's Mcgee on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Mail Pakage
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litte hazy in the morning
mental blinders on, looking straight ahead
today my package better come
damn mailman always give me the wrong shit
damn mailman always give me the wrong
dozen telegrams and such
I want my package now, so I can have some fun
and no one knows just what it is
could be a corn bread kit or a blow up doll
only I know what it is
should have came seven days ago
as of now my patience is running thin
today my package better come
I'm kinda goin' crazy but it (seems a biscuit???)
damn mailman alway give me the wrong
a big ol' tub of mayonnaise
or a DVD, of what I can not say
some stinky cheese and wine
or an implant for my behind
corn bread kit or a blow up doll
only I know what it is
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