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Artist: Uncle Brian
Canonical path: /uncle-brian/on-the-jazz
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On The Jazz
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On The Jazz
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Well, I stepped from the van
Took a knock to my head
I've got the last twenty minutes to make out who I am
To impress her, I'm a bad dresser
Could've made an effort and I should know better
Do you know it's all about you girl?
You know, you really rock my world I've gotta say
There's no better way
Soon as I think you're riding out today
Now it's a good time to show her what I've got
But I can't dance and I can't sing
I just ruin everything
I've got a knack for getting it wrong
John's a sod and I'm too young
But we go together, it just seems right
I think about you every single day and every night
Oh dear, some of the night deranged
Got too drunk, fell off the stage
What a good way to impress the girls
What a good way to impress her, woah!
What are the chances of going too far?
Can't sing, can't dance, can't play guitar
Always thought when she sees us play
Everything will be okay
Now it's a good time to show her what I've got
But I can't dance and I can't sing
I just ruin everything
I've got a knack for getting it wrong
John's a sod and I'm too young
But we go together, it just seems right
I think about you every single day and every night
Tried to try a thousand times
If I was rich I would say
Please call me if you know mine
Don't wanna waste my time
I can't dance and he can't sing
John just ruins everything
John has a knack for getting it wrong
Steve's a sod and I'm too young
But we go together, it just seems right
I think about you every single day and every night.
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