On The Jazz

Well, I stepped from the van

Took a knock to my head

I've got the last twenty minutes to make out who I am

To impress her, I'm a bad dresser

Could've made an effort and I should know better

Do you know it's all about you girl?

You know, you really rock my world I've gotta say

There's no better way

Soon as I think you're riding out today

Now it's a good time to show her what I've got

But I can't dance and I can't sing

I just ruin everything

I've got a knack for getting it wrong

John's a sod and I'm too young

But we go together, it just seems right

I think about you every single day and every night

Oh dear, some of the night deranged

Got too drunk, fell off the stage

What a good way to impress the girls

What a good way to impress her, woah!

What are the chances of going too far?

Can't sing, can't dance, can't play guitar

Always thought when she sees us play

Everything will be okay

Now it's a good time to show her what I've got

But I can't dance and I can't sing

I just ruin everything

I've got a knack for getting it wrong

John's a sod and I'm too young

But we go together, it just seems right

I think about you every single day and every night

Tried to try a thousand times

If I was rich I would say

Please call me if you know mine

Don't wanna waste my time

I can't dance and he can't sing

John just ruins everything

John has a knack for getting it wrong

Steve's a sod and I'm too young

But we go together, it just seems right

I think about you every single day and every night.