Uncle Kracker
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I Hate California

I Hate California lyrics by Uncle Kracker. She's probably in a Bentley showing off her new fake boobies tryin' to break into the movies with some producer who...

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I Hate California

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She's probably in a Bentley

showing off her new fake boobies

tryin' to break into the movies

with some producer

who seduced her

with some sushi and cologne

She's probably down on Sunset

doin' all the things that she ain't done yet

with some actor she calls Hector

man I wish he meet Phil Spector

and he'd ask to take her home

She's lovin' Californ-i-a

she loves the beach

she loves to party everyday

Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A.

ever since she went away

I hate California

Maybe she's livin' in a commune

dancin' with Hippies under the moon

it's all free love, weed and patchouli

and there's a guru named Visuli

and he's doin' her for sure

Maybe she's scummin' some big rap star

drinkin' pink Cosmos at the Sky Bar

those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avocado

I bet she think she won the lotto good for her

She's lovin' Californ-i-a

she loves the beach

she loves to party everyday

Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A.

ever since she went away

I hate California

I think I seen her on TV

last night on TMZ

with the pretty people on parade

she's sellin' Scientology with John, Tommy and Katie

man I guess she's really got it made

She's lovin' Californ-i-a

that string bikini and the sunshine on her face

She's lovin' Californ-i-a

she loves the beach

she loves to party everyday

Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A.

ever since she went away

I hate California

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