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Artist: Uncle Slam
Canonical path: /uncle-slam/the-ugly-dude
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The Ugly Dude
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The Ugly Dude
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He was conceived just like the rest of us
But when it came down to birth
He had a face like a butt
And his parents thew up
He went to school and the kids were so cruel
They all would torture and tease
And point and laugh at the freak
Kick the ass of the geek
And as he grew so did the hatred inside
The time for action was now
The next one laughing would die
The next laughing was a beautiful girl
The would be victim of an ugly crime
The bitch did die
The blade was ripping, hacking, thrashing
Tearing flesh and bleeding nicely
Ugliness was in the air
Along with screams of pleasure and of pain
People ran to see the sound
Astonished at the sight they'd found
The ugly man was laying down
With fingers hanging from his mouth he laughed
Take a look at me now
I ain't so funny no more
It ain't no fun to be the ugly dude
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