Skinny Twins

Like Chaz and Dave

Or Laurel with Hardy

A double act team

But a little more lardy

Kings of the manor but they're more like queens

Lock up your daughters if their in their early teens

Woah, woah,

Woah

Woahh

Or Max 'n' Paddy

Oh they aint got shit

They look the part with a little less wit

Give them a Stella and they'll come running

They probably winge but they got no money

Woah, Still dressed in last night's clothes

All the forgotten money that you owe,

Is written off because we love you so

You'll often find them at the butt of our jokes

Where would we be without them I don't know

The last laugh's always their expense

Borrowing clothes, money, fags, and fashion sense

And we will always love them, oh,

And we can't do without them

No,

They fill the place with laughter,

And we'll ridicule them after

The lightest weights in the heavy weight class,

Two beers and the boys are on their ass,

Skinny fit jeans with their pants hanging out

Straightened hair cuts

And a silly lip pout

Woah, woah,

Woah

Woah

They'll perv over anything with tits,

Age doesn't matter if they've got the right bits

They're not gay but they look a bit camp

It's my advice not to laugh/slag about

Ohhhhh, Still dressed in last night's clothes

All the forgotten money that you owe,

Is written off because we love you so

You'll often find them at the butt of our jokes,

Where would we be without them I don't know,

The last laugh's always their expense,

Borrowing clothes, money, fags, and fasion sense

And we will always love them, oh,

And we can't do without them

No,

They fill the place with laughter,

And we'll ridicule them after

Ohhhhh, Still dressed in last night's clothes

All the forgotten money that you owe,

Is written off because we love you sooooooooo