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Artist: Unknown Mortal Orchestra
Canonical path: /unknown-mortal-orchestra/secret-xtians
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Secret Xtians
Read Secret Xtians lyrics by Unknown Mortal Orchestra on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Secret Xtians
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I'm going to hide from the rain
I am tired of running round while these nuns eat my grain
Ransacking, wolfpacking rats in a cult of fame, so lame
Secret christians are all the same
Don't be grumpy and cold
If you want to I can burn up a hole in this coal
Don't be surprised if it warms up right when we die
Tonight
Secret xtians
Are not too bright
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Unknown Mortal Orchestra performs "Secret Xtians", and this lyric page sits inside the Unknown Mortal Orchestra catalog on LyroVerse.
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