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Artist: Updog
Canonical path: /updog/2-choices
Related lyric paths: 6
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2 Choices
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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2 Choices
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You got two choices
No matter the odds
You got a 50/50 chance of pissing somebody off
Do you fight
Take a flight
Do you throw it all aside?
Or do you find another reason to impress them all WHY?!
I think my thoughts are all corroded
And last time I could be myself
Was before I was a grown up
Stereotypes of a man who has privilege
Gotta follow the path, like its a pilgrimage
My problems
Compare them to a Porsche
Cuz why would you complain
When that’s your horse
Your privilege
Is all about your class
Next time I do complain
Please kick my-
Two choices!
I’m not complaining
I’m just really fucking bored
I guеss the food I put on my plate
Makes me feel like I’m a fraud
What is it now?
How did I make myself the martyr?
Did somebody just find out that I don't use a real barber?
Oh no okay
One more day in my life
Where things don't seem to go my way
I keep crying, do you feel for me now?
Or should I write another song about how life has brought me down
My problems
Compare them to a Porsche
Cuz why would you complain
When that’s your horse
Your privilege
Is all about your class
Next time I do complain
Please kick my—
Two choices!
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