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Douchebag

Douchebag lyrics by Upsahl. You're a douchebag And I can prove that With the evidence she left in my bed You're a douchebag You'll never change, yeah And I...

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Douchebag

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You're a douchebag

And I can prove that

With the evidence she left in my bed

You're a douchebag

You'll never change, yeah

And I still don't know what's going on in your head

Moving on fast to the next, yeah

It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong

Why'd it take me this long to know

The story all started when a boy meets girl

And they fell in love in a big, big world

Found a place on the East side

She really thought he would treat her right but

Then one night she came back home

Started scrolling on her phone

Saw pics on the internet, of him and a new girl in her bed

I wanted us to end up as friends

But you fucked it all up

You're a douchebag

And I can prove that

With the words you didn't say when you left, yeah

You're a douchebag

You'll never change, yeah

And I still don't know what's going on in your head

Moving on fast to the next, yeah

It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong

Why'd it take me this long to know

You're a douchebag (douchebag, yeah)

You're a douchebag (douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Thought that we were on that ride or die shit

On that baby it's just you and I shit

I was the Courtney to your Kurt Cobain

Yeah, you numbed my brain just like nova cane

We were doing everything right, yeah

Who woulda thought it would change in one night, yeah

I wanted us to end up as friends

But you fucked it all up

You're a douchebag

And I can prove that

With the words you didn't say when you left

You're a douchebag

You'll never change, yeah

And I still don't know what's going on in your head

Moving on fast to the next, yeah

It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong

Why'd it take me this long to know (figure out)

You're a douchebag (douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)

You're a douchebag (douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)

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