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Lady Jesus

Lady Jesus lyrics by Upsahl. Welcome to my funeral Please take a seat Right here lies the body of the bitch I used to be She was crying every night I...

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Lady Jesus

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Welcome to my funeral

Please take a seat

Right here lies the body of the bitch I used to be

She was crying every night

I sacrificed her in her sleep

If she didn't get to heaven

Then I hope she rests in peace

Look at me now

It's the second coming, baby, watch out

None of that boy shit weighing me down

More than money on my mind, middle finger to the sky like

(Wow) straight out of phoenix like

(Wow) it's lady Jesus

She took a nosedive off the Hollywood sign

But she's back, she bad, yeah, better believe it

(Wow) she got 'em kneeling like

(Wow) it's lady Jesus

She's speeding down the 5 'cause she already died

Yeah, she's back, she bad, yeah, better believe it

Rose from the coffin

Now I'm a prophet

Water to vodka and I'm walking on it

Didn't have to go that hard

Sunset boulevard

You would be so blessed if I broke your heart

Look at me now

It's the second coming, baby, watch out

To all the people I don't like, bow down

I almost let 'em kill my vibe, middle finger to the sky like

(Wow) straight out of phoenix like

(Wow) it's lady Jesus

She took a nosedive off the Hollywood sign

But she's back, she bad, yeah, better believe it

(Wow) she got 'em kneeling like

(Wow) it's lady Jesus

She's speeding down the 5 'cause she already died

Yeah, she's back, she bad, yeah, better believe it

We all know God was a baddie

But so was Jesus

Amen

Shit, a-women

It's lady Jesus

It's lady Jesus, yeah

(Wow) like wow, like

(Wow) wow

She took a nosedive off the Hollywood sign

But she's back, she bad, yeah, better believe it

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