Keep It Real

[CD]

Nowadays you can't even get your foot in the door

Of the record industry unless you're a whore

15 year old loose lesbian quarter dressed

They're meant to sell us music, not just sleazy sex

But all that matters these days is the mother-fucking money

Entertainment's lost it's buzz now they've sold all the honey

And what's funny is the honey is starting to be a bore

Sick of silicon filled whores, on the leaflets through my door

These fake-ass stars ain't happy just doing music

Give them celebrity status, and watch them abuse it

It seems the last thing on these gold-diggers mind's

Are the melodies, or the beats or the quality of the rhymes

If I was their teacher I'd make them do a million lines

"Commercializing music is just a fucking crime"

A waste of time

And we know it's time

If they looked for talent entertainment would be just fine

[CD & Jed]

(Chorus:)

Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah

Nah nah naah, nah-nah, nah-nah,

Nah nah nah

[Jed]

I just can't understand these silly little bitches

Having implants and then posing for pictures

Not me! I don't want people staring at my tits

All I wanna do is make lots-a-hits - SINGLES!

Move over bitch, make way for this chick

Who doesn't have to suck no corporate dick

I'm slick, and hip and I ain't gonna trip

I get respect cos if I don't - I'll flip…

…Out on ya ass, and show you that it's true

I don't need magazines to tell me what to do

And you won't see me in one showing off my skin

Telling every girl that she has to be thin

Watch your weight, don't be late, Double-date, don't hate,

Cheesey horoscopes might determine your fate

Bullshit, we're all individual people out there

Besides how many guys even notice your hair??

[CD & Jed]

(Naah naah Chorus)

[CD]

Money buys the honey, 'cause the honey's want the money,

But now it's just not funny, when all that's left is honey,

But the honey makes the money, 'cause the money's buying honey,

Entertainments watered down this way and now it's fucking runny

[Jed]

Watered down to fuck and it's flowing like a river

It's sticky and it's cold and it makes me sort of shiver

Music should be down-to-earth, I don't know what's the deal

We're not all fucking barbies so we gotta keep it real

[CD & Jed]

(Final chorus:)

Keep it real, real, real

Keep it real, keep it real, keep it real, it real

Keep it real (x2)