Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Urbanus
Canonical path: /urbanus/diploma
Related lyric paths: 6
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Diploma
Read Diploma lyrics by Urbanus on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Diploma
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Ik had m'n diploma van blokskes zetten in de kakschool behaald
En in lapkes plukken en gaatjes prikken had ik ook al niet gefaald
Kortom mensen, het zat erin, met mij moesten ze verder gaan
Mijn ma zo fier gelijk ne gieter, mijne pa gelijk nen haan
Ze hebben me in 't college bij de paterkes gestoken
Want onze pastoor had in mij allang een roeping geroken
Maar diene mens heeft daar nen dromedaris geschoten
Want ik speelde nog al dapper met die paterkes hun ellebogen
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Urbanus performs "Diploma", and this lyric page sits inside the Urbanus catalog on LyroVerse.
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