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Artist: Us Porku
Canonical path: /us-porku/cretino-litoraneo
Related lyric paths: 5
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Cretino Litoranêo
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Cretino Litoranêo
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me disseram que ela estava apaixonada
e que esse cara podia ser eu.
não fiz a barba nem cortei meu cabelo,
pois nunca disse que queria ser teu.
na cidade a vida é chata, as pessoas
não gostam de mim.
estou precisando sair pra ver o mar
e encontrar alguem que esteja afim...
de
caipirinha led zeplin e pão com mortadela
primeiro o beijo na boca e depois a paquera.
tchu, tchururur...ouuuuuu ahhhhh
andam dizendo por ai que eu sou:
uma má influencia pra você.
e dai que eu bebo e fumo,
hoje à coisas piores na TV
caipirinha led zeplin e pão com mortadela
primeiro o beijo na boca e depois a paquera.
tudo bem baby
não se preocupe comigo
eu tenho duas mãos e uma porção de playboy
e no fim de semana eu vou
maloquiar
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