Girls U Like

Now I don't need a girl with a perfect 10

But I need chemistry when I work with them

So I keep the lights dim when I'm on the grind

And if I got a few candles that'll be fine

I'm a sucker for girls with a beautiful name

But I'd rather get a girl with a suitable frame

She's gotta be sweet and a little petite

Or at least beneath me 'cos I stand six feet

I don't like the girls that waste my time

They play hard to get but I ain't waiting in line

I just call up another that knows the deal

'Cos I don't like to guess what another girl feels

I don't wanna seem like a jerk

So I treat the women right and nobody gets hurt

'Cos I aim to please and I do quite nice

With any fly woman that I please tonight

So what kinda girls you like?

I like pretty women that'll treat me right

I don't really care if they're naughty or nice

Any girl that'll like me that's my type

So what kinda girls you like?

The silent type not too uptight

Nah, she could be rude, she could be polite

As long as she's taking me home tonight

Now me, I like a girl that likes a girl

Then I like to see how that night unfurls

But not the ones into s&m, whips and chains?

No, several men but then again

I'll take 'em blind, crippled or crazy

If those are the only ladies that'll date me

Or maybe one that's pigeon-toed and limped to the show

Kinda like that one that's in the front row

I like pretty girls with an ugly past

Plus a fast wit and a body that's plastic, sic

But I like a girl smooth to the touch

I don't really feel silicone titties so much

I guess it all comes down to trust

If a girl's not honest I get fed up

So hey lonely girl, don't feel so sad

'Cos I'm a nice guy to bring home to dad

So what kinda girls you like?

I like pretty women that'll treat me right

I don't really care if they're naughty or nice

Any girl that'll like me that's my type

So what kinda girls you like?

The silent type not too uptight

Nah, she could be rude, she could be polite

As long as she's taking me home tonight

I like a girl that keeps to herself

This way I can sleep with some one else

That's the kinda girl I like

I like girls with freckles a lot

'Cos when they're asleep I play connect the dots

That's the kinda girls I like

I like a girl who's shy but blind in one eye

Why? So she could only see my good side

That's the kinda girl I like

Now I like a girl that's into threesomes

But wait, not him, I don't mind if she comes

That's the kinda girls like