Sweet Transvestite

How d´you do

I see you´ve met my faithful handyman

e´s a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He throught you were the candy man

Don´t get strung out by the way I look

Don´t judge a book by its cover

I´m not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I´m one hell of a lover

I´m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania

Let me show you around or maybe play you a sound

You look like you´re both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual that´s not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I´m glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We´re both in a bit of a hurry

We´ll just say where we are and go back to the car

We don´t want to be any worry

Well, you got caught with a flat

Well, how ´bout that!

Well, babies, don´t you panic.

By the light of the night

It´ll all seem all right

I´ll get you a satanic mechanic

I´m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania

Why don´t you stay for the night

.... Night

Or maybe a bite

.... Bite

I could show you my favorite obsession

I´ve been making a man with blonde hair and a tan

And he´s good for relieving my... tension!

I´m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania

So, come up to the lab

And see what´s on the slab

I see you shiver with antici... pation

But maybe the rain is really to blame

So I´ll remove the cause...

But not the symptom!