Novocaine

(The doctor will see you now)

How are you today?

What seems to be the problem?

Well

I don't think that's the case

Something is wrong

And it's all your fault

How are you today?

I've found a diagnosis!

And I have just what you need

Something is wrong

And it's all your fault

Don't be afraid

You're making things worse!

I should know 'cause I'm the doctor here!

Don't run away

I'll throw the treatment in reverse!

Everything you need is prescribed by me

First of all

Let's establish one thing

A kind heart like me

Really doesn't have to do this!

You don't deserve it

So

Pay your fees with appreciation

You're in my debt

For as long as you need medication

For a chronic condition!

And everybody's watching

Everybody wants to know

What the hell is wrong with you, there!

Over there!

Everybody noticed

The abomination inside your mouth

Now don't make this harder than it has to be

You're the one pulling teeth for an eternity

(Pull 'em out and)

Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance

(Wash 'em off)

(The memories)

(Tear 'em out and)

(Make up for forgotten years)

Your infection shall have its final dance

(Pull 'em out and)

(Wash 'em off)

(The memories)

(Tear 'em out and)

(Make up for forgotten years)

With a small pinch

Let's administer the novocaine

It's not that painful

So why the hell are you crying?

I gave you treatment

You didn't even feel a thing in the first place

Oh, how fucking sad

You made excuses to dissociate

You're bleeding now 'cause you never floss

And I'm the one who deals with your loss

So open your mouth

And say

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Say

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Don't make this harder than it has to be

You're the one pulling teeth for an eternity

Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance

Your infections shall have its final dance

Don't be afraid

You're making things worse!

I should know 'cause I'm the doctor here!

Don't run away

I'll throw the treatment in reverse!

Everything you need is prescribed by me

Say

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Say

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Now all of your memories

Memories, memories

Must be side effects

Side effects

Side effects of the anesthesia

I never did

Never did anything

To warrant your hate

Your hate

Your hatred towards me

Anyway, let's try again

The doctor will see you now

Say

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Don't pull away

You're making things worse!

I should know 'cause I'm the surgeon here!

Don't be afraid

I've given you everything

All the teeth I pull are mine to keep!

I tried to help you!

You chose to refuse!

If you want it that way

I'm gonna operate!

Forever and a day

You never had a say

I know exactly what's best for you

I've done exactly what's best for you