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Artist: Vanilla Ninja
Canonical path: /vanilla-ninja/the-band-that-never-existed
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The Band That Never Existed
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The Band That Never Existed
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had it all figured out - the story
had groupies in your bed
had the studio booked for recordings
and the video in your head
wow - you're so damn incredible
wow - each move is a strike
wow - you're so irresistible
go - get a life!
this is your show
you're playing all by yourself
all on your own -
no one is listening
except for your neighbours
and they really hate
the music you play
cause you're part of the band
that never existed!
sent the cd`s to all the agents
but there was nothing to hear
booked a limo for the red carpet
but the doorman said - "no"!
this is your show
you're playing all by yourself
all on your own -
no one is listening
except for your neighbours
and they really hate
the music you play
cause you're part of the band
that never existed!
wow - you're dreaming your life away
wow - you're missing the glow
wow - you're not irresistible
go - go get a life!
this is your show
you're playing all by yourself
all on your own -
no one is listening!
except for your neighbours
and they really hate
the music you play
cause you're part of the band
that never existed!
the band that never existed!
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