If A Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)

Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party?

Call up Jimmy, he's got a car

And what if a girl answers?

Hang up

Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl

Honey, don't U know everyone's Jimmy's girl?

Brenda, I know better than anybody

Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her

Yes

Hello, this is Vanity

Is Jimmy home?

Yes, but he's taking a shower

Oh, I see

Did he just take out the trash?

No, that's somethin' he use 2 do

Now he's taking out me

Oh, I see

Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night

That's OK, U keep 'em

He won't be needin' 'em 2 night

Oh, what's the matter

Is he going swimming?

Why no, we was gonna go

But he said he did that last night

Well sugar, I know about a great party

Why don't U bring us your car?

So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars

Singles? Is that what U think?

Tramp, I'm datin' your dad

Oh, he died about 7 years back

Now ain't that just 2 bad?

Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready

That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy

That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E

Now he's swallowin' me

Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him

Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back?

I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face

I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack

All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head

Now what U think about that?

I think I'd rather wear a wig

Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice

Dogs and cats in my hat

Hey, that's goin' 2 far

Here, give me the phone

Hey tramp, take a bath in puke

What's more, U can kiss where the sun don't shine

If that don't work, we can duke

U see, the only kinda man that would play with U

Is one that plays with himself

None of my friends could stand the sight of U

Much less the smell

And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money

And buy U a brand new face

Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth

And U'd love it cuz U got no taste

And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy

And show him what U look like now

Honey, I'd bet he never come back

Cuz U one ugly cow (Ooh-wee)

Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car

Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star

There's 2 things we can't stand

One's a jive talk man

The other's a jive talk man with no money

Can U dig it?

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If a girl answers, don't hang up {x4}

Don't hang up {x8}

If a girl answers, don't hang up, don't hang up {x2}

Don't hang up {repeat 2 fade}