Wasted

Don't think I told you 'bout this dream I had

Me and these friends of mine were feelin' bad

'Cause we were wasted

Wasted on the likes of You

Feel like a semaphoring Happy Jack

Caucasion crucifix upon our backs

Yeah, we were wasted

Wasted on the likes of You

Well we've got powers in our jeans You've never dreamed

And we've got words You've never heard and never seen

Yeah, we've been wasted

I heard you hummin' on the telephone

I spoke to Monroe, Garbo, Truman, Capone

But, they were wasted

Wasted on the likes of You

Oh, come along

Come along

Come along

Come along

I met a man today who sold me an icecream

I took his number down in case we were seen

He looked so much better

I took my first real taste of porcupine tea

Loretta looked much better than you'd think she could be

She looked so much better

I really think she rule it out

I think I'll take a look at what I could be

She showed me lots of things that I'd never seen

'Cause she was wasted

Wasted on the likes of You

Maybe one day we can stop on the screen

And lay back royalties from me unseen

Cause we've been wasted

Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah

Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah

Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah

Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah

Wasted on the likes of You