Promiscous Dan

Dan: Am I turning you up?

We: Nope

Dan: I didnt think so. Lets botar pra quebrar!

How you doing, young ladies?

That Silvio Santos pic is really driving me crazy

You don't have to play or make any jokes

I was learning spanish last time we spoke

Looking for Chanel that will treat you right

You looking for him in the day and desiring him at night

You're the type that makes us do other things

Than play cards at night

You expect us to set you up with him

But will you still love us if you get it?

All he can do is try, give him one chance

What's the problem, I don't see a ring on his hand

Dan will be the first to admit,

He is bi-curious, yet he seems so innocent

You seem so lost in the world, get lost in us

Aren't you tired of boys? Chose girls for a minute

Promiscous Dan

Wherever you are

We're all alone

And its you that we want

Promiscuous girls

You already know

That I'm all boiola

What were you waiting for?

Promiscuous Dan

You must be kidding me

We know what you really want

But weve got what you need

Promiscuous girls

We're getting to no point

You're very rock and roll

And I'm Macaulay Culkin nerdy

My nails are red

And my eyes are blue

Marco is dead

But Chanel is so fuckin cute!

Hey! We cant keep our mind off you.

Are you online, do you mind if we annoy you?

I'm out of this world, is Sweden in this planet?

You can see my school level, do you really think I can handle it?

They call me Dan

Dan Viadan

Recognize the name?

I'm a gay, penis down

We're nice girls

But we can annoy yourself

And if we get bored we will need your help

Pay attention to us we don't talk with Chanel

Dan: Im so anti mainstream

We: Not like everybody else

Babies, you can keep I'm in the low

Let your band underground, nobody gotta know it!

Then I'll have backstage everyplace you girls go

What kind of idols do you take us for?

Promiscous Dan

Wherever you are

We're all alone

And its you that we want

Promiscuous girls

You already know

That I'm all boiola

What were you waiting for?

Promiscuous Dan

You must be kidding me

We know what you really want

But weve got what you need

Promiscuous girls

We're getting to no point

You're very rock and roll

And I'm Macaulay Culkin nerdy

Dan: I'm a drag, not a man

We: Don't be drag, be a man

Dan: Hey! I'm a drag, not a man

We: Don't be drag, be a man

Wait! I have no cunt

I can see myself with your skirt on!

We: I can see you with macho clothes on

Feeling on before us before you bring that on

Dan: Bring that on?

We: You know what I mean..

Dan: Girl, I'm afraid I cant do those things

We: I'm just trying to get inside your pants

To see if you're gay the way you say

Dan: It's okay, it's allright

I got something that you're gonna like

Hey, is that true or are you talking trash

Is your game Pokémon Blue or Red?

Promiscous Dan

Wherever you are

We're all alone

And its you that we want

Promiscous girls

You're calling my attention

But I'm driving you crazy

The way I'm making you wait!

Promiscuous Dan

You must be kidding me

We know what you really want

But weve got what you need

Promiscous Dan

We can be one in the same

But please stop playing those Pokémon games oh no!