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Artist: Vermillion Lies
Canonical path: /vermillion-lies/the-astronomer
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Astronomer
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The Astronomer
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The rings of Saturn are so sexy
And Jupiter's got that rad spot!
Pluto and Eris are just dwarfs
But they get me twice as hot
Oh planet porn!
The solar system really turns me on!
I'm floating through your galaxy,
Your milkway is all over me!
I'd spread my legs for Venus
And I'd like to live on Mars
I'd take Neptune or Uranus
Or any of the galaxy stars...
Oh planet porn!
The solar system really turns me on!
I'm floating through your galaxy,
Your milkway is all over me!
Mercury is the hottest
Being closest to the sun
And if that gets you hot
You know you are not the only one!
Oh planet porn!
The solar system really turns me on!
I'm floating through your galaxy,
Your milkway is all over me!
Oh planet porn!
The solar system really turns me on!
I'm floating through your galaxy
Your milkway is ah ah, ah ah!
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Vermillion Lies performs "The Astronomer", and this lyric page sits inside the Vermillion Lies catalog on LyroVerse.
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