You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana with a

Greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a

Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a

Seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch.

Outta the two

I'd choose the seasick crocodile

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with

Moldy purple spots

Mr. Grinch

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce

Oh, Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch