Who Robbed The Hash From The Gaf

Who robbed the hash from the gaf

When he finds out who it is you know someone's getting bashed

It was his last joint and it was squidgy black

Who'll have his back before a gaf be getting smashed, check it

I wake up outta bed and I was gumming for a toke

Of the squidgy black, whopper hash, best thing I've ever smoked

To my surprise it was fucking stroked

Some thief has me reef, this better not be a joke

I get the gats, I call jay and stevo

What's up pal yeah they already know

Parked outside front door ready to go

Some rats getting clipped tonight for robbing me last joint of blow

Two in the front, two in the back, driving nice and slow

Drinking cans of Amstel, sniffing Peruvian snow

Getting baked too, can't forget the blunts tho

Bout' to catch a body in this fucking fiat punto

I robbed the hash from the gaf

I was gumming for a joint and I finished all me sacks

I was told on the street alex had some squidgy black

So I broke into his gaf and threw the squidgy down me cax, che

Crept in real slow

Bedroom window

Next thing before he knows, the sucker has no fucking blow

Casper takes it to the toes, casper's munching cheerios

Casper will destroy his foes, that's just how the story goes

Parked up on the street and I recognise the smell

I'm hoping it's me squidgy black but only time can tell

I end up at this gaf someone's about to say farewell

The door goes through with me and me crew, fuck ringing the bell

We stroll into a room and then we're caught off by surprise

Casper walsh smoking me blow, couldn't believe me eyes

You relax now alex pal no one needs to die

I had to stroke your blow cause there was no other blow to buy

Ye thick because of you I almost shot a bird in the face

She's probably ratting right now, and that joint better not be laced

It is it's laced with k2 lemon breeze kush but that's beside the point

But down the gun relax your cax and we can share this joint

I caught this little rat, I got this fucking thief

He was creeping around me dojo sniffing for a spread of keef

A little birdie told me casper walsh was on the street

With some fizzy jelly snakes and a bag of gummy teeth

Who ye calling rat ye thick, I had a whopper munch

And those fizzy jellies in me hand got swallowed by the bunch

The squidgy black I stroked on you got smoked up after lunch

Then I got the munch again and had a bowl of captain crunch

A wise man once said

Don't rob the hash or you'll be dead

Casper took the blow and then he fled

Alex came along, shot him in the head

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