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Artist: The Vibrators
Canonical path: /vibrators/kid-s-a-mess
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Kid's a Mess
Read Kid's a Mess lyrics by The Vibrators on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Kid's a Mess
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The kid's a mess, the kid's a mess
The kid's a mess, the kid's a mess hey
Hi-tops heading for the old bailey,
Curtains is in the out tray,
Stocking tops is singing like a canary,
Ain't nothing gonna save you and me.
All the aggravation's doing me in,
I'm looking forward to doing time in sing-sing,
You crawled forth from your stately home,
You crawled forth, now you're crawling back again.
The kid's a mess hey
The kid's a mess
Janet steals, johnny drives a stolen car,
All the hormones are making them go too far,
The parents they don't know what to do,
Kids today are crazy, through and through.
The kid's a mess
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