Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Vice Squad
Canonical path: /vice-squad/maid-to-measure
Related lyric paths: 6
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Maid to Measure
Read Maid to Measure lyrics by Vice Squad on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Maid to Measure
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There they stand, up against the wall
Drink in hand, desperate to pull
They want to breed with anything that will
and spread disease, straight in for the kill
Same old bullshit
Unwashed cheap thrill pleasure
Blow up rag doll
Mindless maid to measure
I don't wanna be, no I'll never be
Glamour girl, she's so insecure
Easy to please, not easily bored
Acting dumb in the pantomime
Lying tongues drip the same old slime
One flash car, your penis extension
No guitar and no comprehension
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