If I Only Had a Brain

I could while away the hours

Conferrin' with the flowers

Consulting with the rain

And my head I'd be a scratchin'

While my thoughts are busy hatchin'

If I only had a brain

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my

Individdle

In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin'

You could be another Lincoln

If you only had a brain

Oh, I, could tell you why

The oceans near the shore

I could think of things I'd never

Thunk before

And then I'd sit down and think some more

I would not be just a muffin'

My head all full of stuffin'

My heart all full of pain

And perhaps I'd deserve you and be

Even worthy even you

If I only had a brain