Eaten By a Bear
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Eaten By a Bear
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Now that she's old enough to drive
Just finished school, made it through alive
Her and dad think a fishing trip
Perfect the spot will it just hit
As they thought, a perfect day
Laughing, fishing, and river spray
Also on the prowl, brown bear
And three cubs ravenous were searching there
Daddy went back for the fishing pole
Forgotten, left behind, how could they ever know?
She bit off more than she could ever chew
But they would eat her whole
With far too much adieu
Please don't eat me, got too much life in me
Can you hear me?
Dammit mom, would you pick up?
They killed daddy
Broken neck, skull was smashed
Right there before me
Last thing he taught was life is rough
Now children, this is the uterus, they are delicious
Save the kidneys for your mother
Save the kidneys for me
What else you gonna do
But use your cell to call your mom
When ursa has you pinned down to the ground?
Might as well do something
While they're gnawing on your bones
Will mom's machine pick up the chewing sounds?
Momma, I'm being eaten by a bear
Momma, please answer my call
But you aren't there
A head in her face that's two feet wide
Muzzle's wind of humanicide
Deafening roar, only bears can make
A dinner bell for a life to take
Daddy went back for the fishing pole
Forgotten, left behind, how could they ever know?
She bit off more than she could ever chew
But they would eat her whole
With far too much adieu
And she said
Please don't eat me, got too much life in me
Can you hear me?
Dammit mom, would you pick up?
They killed daddy
Broken neck, skull was smashed
Right there before me
Leaving you a message as I'm eaten up
Three voice mails from my only child
I listen for an hour with the three compiled
The messages are endless only in my dreams
Mom the bear is eating me, she cried with
Daddy went back for the fishing pole
Forgotten, left behind, how could they ever know?
She bit off more than she could ever chew
But they would eat her whole
With far too much adieu
Momma, I'm being eaten by a bear
Momma, I'm calling for you, but you aren't there
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