Rob No One

Yo wassup everybody, you've reached Rob One from CBS Crew.

check it out tonight tonight only, I'm having a little shindig

at my crib. I want everybody to come through, all the ladies,

all the ladies are gonna be in the house. Visionary Crew

rocking it, on the 1 and 2's, DJ Rhett. So check it out,

come through, leave the message and I'll get back to you.

Peace!

[Rob One]

Yo good looking out. Thanks for coming through yo, ayo

everybody, people check it! No one go in my room, my room

is off limits alright? Yo, have a good time alright?

[2Mex]

Stepped into the party tardy and it's already gotten hyper

Visionary Crew receives more hugs than the diapers

??? mugs of juice like a windshield wiper

Looking for the homies with the drugs in the cipher

[Dannu]

Who got a lighter?

Bout to make the shiny faces a little brighter

Me and LMNO hit the bar for a Malibu Hulk,

Got my fade while Key made his way to the vault,

Three man assault

[Key Kool]

So many hunnies in the spot, it's ridiculous

But my current goal is to be inconspicuous

Flip on the fog machine and the laser beams

Weaved through the crowd like a fish swimming down the stream

[2Mex]

Strolled into the kitchen, a minute later

I'm playing the role of the waiter

Serving pate to everybody in the party

On a silver tray high society,

ready to come and take anybody in my way

[Dannu]

Lookin around, found my way to a plugged mic

Said, Visionaries are hear tonight

Slightly, spoke a few rhymes, killed some few lines

Even said...just to give Key more time

[Key Kool]

Slipped into the hallways lo-key

2Mex's special pate got people tilted so nobody knows this is me

Plus Dannu got the party acting unruly

I put the skeleton in the lock for room entry

[2Mex]

I see Key Kool in the bedroom

Ooh, and here comes Rob One

At the same time Dannu yells "Sun God Suns!"

Aww man I don't know what to do

So I throw up my "W" and I yell out

"Afterlife! Visionary Crew!"

[Dannu]

I'm in search of, another base to deface

Wasting more time than sane procrastination

Handsome crackin at your mom straight facing

Speaking of, how much more time will Key keep taking?

[Key Kool]

No time to waste, I skip looking through the crates

I know the goods have to be up in the safe

Put the stethoscope to the door to hear the "click"

Turn the knob left and right, three clocks for three stops

[2Mex]

I'm jockin Dannu on the mic

Then all of a sudden enters the girl that Rob One likes

I grab his shoulder back, I say whats up quarterback

You better get behind that center and make her snap!

[Dannu]

Times up, show's about to start

I could tell our job was done by the way 2Mex remarked

Act like we can't do that, when in fact we just scored

Time to rock the party, got what we came for

[Key Kool]

2Mex and Dannu are done warming up the spot

I'm almost out of time as I look at my watch

Popped the lock without breaking,

Hear a knock, no waiting

Grabbed what I need and exit the window with speed

Give the goods to Zen at point A

He makes his way over to the DJ stand

With the wax in his hand...

[Zen]

Excuse me, excuse me, hey, hey Rhett! Rhett! Rhett!

We got it

[LMNO]

On behalf of Rob One, myself LMNO, Visionaries in effect

yeah yeah yeah check it out. Yo, I just wanna start it off,

from the bottom of our hearts we appreciate you coming

out to this shindig....hey Rhett, you ready to set this?

Hey Rhett you ready?......

[Rhett's Pager]

Yo this is DJ Rhettmatic of the Beat Junkies, Visionary Crew,

and Key Kool & Rhettmatic, you've reached my voicemail and

pager. Please leave a brief message right after the beep, or

punch in your digits and area code, and I'll get back with

you as soon as I can

[Rob One]

Yo wassup Rhett, it's Rob One. Damn! Remember those

records I borrowed from you the other day? Doubles of uh

Superlover Scene Cassanova Ride? Well, doesn't look like

you'll be seeing them again cause uh, I think I might have

misplaced them. Ayo hit me back on the pager alright?

Peace. Sorry