Hey How Ya Doing?

(verse one)

(it was) after a show / last saturday evening

Church is in the morning / so i had to be leaving

She's eyeing my cd / trying to play it low key

And what do you know? / she walks up to me

With a face full of beauty / and a smile so lovely

Just like the time / when a dime once loved me

She wants to hug me / i have to decline

And dang man, it's hard / cause this girl was fine

She comments on my rhyme / and a show well done

I'm impressed by your ministry / most mal one,

Hello my name is mary / and i'm a missionary

I know my god but / i'd like to know vocabulary

This girl is butter an / angel wings hovering

But i'm left uttering / muttering, stuttering

Saying nothing other than / uhhh, what

Mr. malone, / may i have your phone number an ...?

Chorus:

Hey how ya doin' / sorry ya couldn't get through

Leave your name / and your number

And i'll / get back with you

(verse two)

See, girl i got problems / please don't be sobbing

Try to get your talk on / but i just walk on

Not your fault, hon / yo, it's yours, punk!

Yeah, i know that / i gotta lotta little junk

Try to clear it out / for a brand new start

And maybe after that / you can dial my heart

Heavenly father heavenly father / lord have mercy shine your light

And once it's all bright / madame you can be my wife

Chorus:

Hey how ya doin' / sorry ya couldn't get through

Leave your name / and your number

And i'll / get back with you

(verse three)

Excuse ma'm / may i have a little time?

I see your sure fine / but i wanna know what's on your mind:

Number 1: are ya free to see someone?

Number 2: girl, what your momma name you?

Number 3: honestly, what do ya think of me?

Number 4: why and what'd ya come here for?

Number 5: uh, how long ya been alive?

Number 6: do you abstain from sex?

Number 7: girl, are you going to heaven?

Number 8: please, tell me that you're straight?

Number 9: do ya shine for the divine?

Number 10: would ya like to be my friend?

If ya said yes to all the questions /

Then grab ya bic pen and begin to listen /

Cause my name is vm and i'm a christian /

I'll call this weekend, right around 10

Breakdown:

I'm vocab maloney / no money feeling lonely

Baby show me tenderoni / who just wants to know me

I won't be no phony honey / just ya one and only

I'm vocab maloney / call me on the telephoney, like

Chorus:

Hey how ya doin' / sorry ya couldn't get through

Leave your name / and your number

And i'll / get back with you