You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel, mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You got garlic in your soul, mr. Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 a half foot pole

You're a foul one, mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender and sweetness of seasick crocodile, mr. Grinch

Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile

Then he slid down the chimney, a rather right pinch

But if santa could do it, then so could the grinch

He got stuck only once, for a minute or two

Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace

Flue, where the little who stockings hung all in a row

"These stockings" , he grinched, are the first things to go

Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant

Around the whole room and he took every present and he stuffed them in bags

Then the grinch very nimbly stuffed all the bags

One by one up the chimney

Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee

Now, grinned the grinch, I willl stuff up the tree

Ah, stuff, stuff, stuff up the tree

You're a vile one, mr. Grinch

You're a nasty (a-na), wasty (ty-wa), skunk (ty-skunk)

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk, mr. Grinch

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote

Stink (stink)

Stank (stank)

Stunk

You're a mean one, mr. Grinch