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Artist: Voldemort
Canonical path: /voldemort/mayhem-at-the-ministry
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Mayhem At The Ministry
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Mayhem At The Ministry
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There's a fight at the Ministry
Between the weak and the strong
Both in search for the prophecy
O, how the right can be wrong
We let the boy do the dirty work
We followed Scarface through the shelves
But he got away, by merely luck
We failed to take it for ourselves
[chorus]
Mayhem at the Ministry
Mayhem at the Ministry
We slashed the chest of the Mudblood girl
We bashed the feeble Auror's son
We got Ginny and we got Loony
And some freaky brain got Ron
But the best part was yet to come
When the 'Order' came to aid
You should've seen the puppy eyes
of Sirius Black when he got slayed
[chorus]
"Here doggy... Fetch stick, doggy!
Doggy, seek stick - it's behind the Veil...
Good boy, good doggy
DIE doggy! DIE!"
It would have been even better still
Had Santaclaus not stepped on stage
With his cheap tricks and his pseudo-wisdom
People think he saved the day
But we know better, old fool Dumbledore
Don't you think that you have won
The reckoning, the Great Wizard War
has only just begun...
[chorus]
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