BiTrektual

Live long and prosper, if you're one of us

May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you

Forever, we have been at odds

Cause you're a drooling trekkie

Says the lucas lackey

Whatever!

We are out in space the last frontier

Seeking life that's new and strange out here

And new civilizations in the great beyond

Boldly going where no one has gone

Our tale is better in every way

In a galaxy far far away

A great adventure happened a long time ago

But then I don't suppose that you would know

We have ray guns we call phasers

We have blasters and lightsabers

We have ships that fly at warp

Yeah, it's called "hyperspace", you dork!

We've got the mugato and you have got ewoks!

Yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk!

Oh come on let's not fight

It's so unintellectual

How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?

That's disgusting

Yeah, forget I mentioned it

Klingons shooting at our starboard side

We've got a hull breach on the enterprise

We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side

We'd need a wormhole to get out alive

On a moon of yavin's where we hide

We're having trouble with the hyperdrive

This planet keeps on spinning and the death star's now in sight.

We hope the rebels take it out in time

Oh, come on let's not fight

It's so unintellectual

How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?

Wouldn't it be nice

And so much more effectual?

To put our cares aside and be bitrektual!

Think how awesome it would be a

Team up with jean luc and leah

Kirk and chewie save the day

Blowing up a bird of prey

Han and spock they set a net

And trap the borg and boba fett

While 3p0 and data raid a tie fighter to capture vader

Luke and worf get into it and blow the deathstar into bits

And then we throw the tribbles

Into the sarlac pit

And then we kicked the ewoks into it

Live long and prosper, so say we all

Wait, what?

May the force be with you, may the time lords keep you

Forever, we can babylon

There's no use debating

The stargate's waiting

So come on let's not fight

It's so unintellectual

How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?

So let's take the advice of an asian homo-sexual

Fellow star folks, cool it down!"

Celebrity voice impersonated

Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual

Hell, I want to be sci fi multi-trektual

Live long and prosper

May the force be with you

Never give up, never surrender

To infinity and beyond

Really, Voltaire? Really?