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Artist: Voltaire
Canonical path: /voltaire/bunnypocalypse
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Bunnypocalypse
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Bunnypocalypse
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I shot out of bed
It was easter morning
Only 8am
I should still be snoring
But I heard a cry
Coming from the crypts
And before my weary eyes
Was a bunnypocalypse!
I was kind of stunned
I looked all around
There were sleezter eggs
Scattered on the ground
They cracked wide open
And coming out in waves
Was a zombie bunny horde
From beyond the grave
A black cat crossed my path and said I had nothing to fear.
I said cat, you don't know jack,
Cause the haremageddons here!
Tap tap, that double tap
To send them back to their crypts
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the bunnypocalypse!
I turned and there I saw a druid
He was mixing up a magic fluid
He told me easter was a pagan holiday
"It's been christian long enough
And we're taking it back today"
I called old chuck noris and the boondock saints
Call the pope in rome,
They all told me wait
I called bruce campbell
Got him on the phone.
He said keep your chin up boy
'Cause now on your own.
A black cat crossed my path and said I had nothing to fear.
I said cat, you don't know jack,
Cause the haremageddons here!
Tap tap, that double tap
To send them back to their crypts
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the bunnypocalypse!
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the bunnypocalypse!
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