Bunnypocalypse

I shot out of bed

It was easter morning

Only 8am

I should still be snoring

But I heard a cry

Coming from the crypts

And before my weary eyes

Was a bunnypocalypse!

I was kind of stunned

I looked all around

There were sleezter eggs

Scattered on the ground

They cracked wide open

And coming out in waves

Was a zombie bunny horde

From beyond the grave

A black cat crossed my path and said I had nothing to fear.

I said cat, you don't know jack,

Cause the haremageddons here!

Tap tap, that double tap

To send them back to their crypts

Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips

For the bunnypocalypse!

I turned and there I saw a druid

He was mixing up a magic fluid

He told me easter was a pagan holiday

"It's been christian long enough

And we're taking it back today"

I called old chuck noris and the boondock saints

Call the pope in rome,

They all told me wait

I called bruce campbell

Got him on the phone.

He said keep your chin up boy

'Cause now on your own.

A black cat crossed my path and said I had nothing to fear.

I said cat, you don't know jack,

Cause the haremageddons here!

Tap tap, that double tap

To send them back to their crypts

Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips

For the bunnypocalypse!

Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips

For the bunnypocalypse!