Its Bigger On the Inside

Hello boys and girls I am the doctor

But not the kind that gives you medicine

I've traveled throughout time and space

Just to please the human race

So let's not dilly dally, let's begin

Now this thing you see hear, it is my tardis

And with it we shall get this party started

Time and relative dimension

In space. It's quite an invention

Some call it the doctor's wife

Excuse me while I slip inside

You know it's

Bigger on the inside

It's bigger on the inside

And once you've felt it inside

I'm sure that you'll agree

It's bigger on the inside

But don't take it from me

Once you've felt it inside you will see

An evil nemesis we call the master

Baits me into all kinds of disaster

On gallifrey or so I'm told

He gazed into a gaping hole

And ever since he's been an awful bastard

And then of course we've got the cybermen

I hope I never see those things again.

Who knows what they're packing there

In their silver underwear

When you see them, you should vacate

Your ass they wish to 'simulate'

And you know it's

Bigger on the inside

It's bigger on the inside

And once you've felt it inside

I'm sure that you'll agree

It's bigger on the inside

But don't take it from me

Once you've felt it inside you will see

And pray you never see a weeping angels

Cause though it seems like they are made of stone

They're quantum locked and in a wink

If you should turn your head or blink

They'll get to you and chill you to the bone

Those moving buckets there, they are the daleks

They whine so much you'd swear that they have colic

It's destroy and exterminate

I think I know why they're irate

If they make it to the second floor

I'll show then what that plunger's for!

And you know it's

Bigger on the inside

It's bigger on the inside

And once you've felt it inside

I'm sure that you'll agree

It's bigger on the inside

But don't take it from me

Once you've felt it inside you will see

They're asking, "dr. Who?"

What they should ask is "how?"

I am so very well endowed

I must admit, it's rather long

If you think I mean my scarf you're wrong!

You bloody pervs I meant this song!

So if you think you'd like a sonic screw

Driver like I'm holding in my hand

You will have to let me in

Don't worry child it's not a sin

Hold on to my temporal drive

I'll take you for an epic ride!

And you know it's

Bigger on the inside

It's bigger on the inside

And once you've felt it inside

I'm sure that you'll agree

It's bigger on the inside

But don't take it from me

Ask amy pond!

Once you've felt it inside you will see