Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Vulcano
Canonical path: /vulcano/welcome-to-the-army
Related lyric paths: 6
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Welcome To The Army
Read Welcome To The Army lyrics by Vulcano on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Welcome To The Army
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This is the mad house
You've got to learn
How to get crazy
This is no fun
You'll do what they want you to do
You must be quite clever to get out
Before you loose your mind
This is the mad house
Don't be afraid
They're gonna take care of you
Until your last day
Welcome to hell
Can you hear the army bells
They want you to be a slave
There is no other way
Yes sir
No sir
Excuse me sir
Thank you sir
Now. what do we have here?
A fresh chicken rising from his mom's ass
Hey boy. what’s wrong with your hair ?
You always seem to keep it long
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