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Artist: Vulgaires Machins
Canonical path: /vulgaires-machins/romeo-et-yvette
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RoméO Et Yvette
Read RoméO Et Yvette lyrics by Vulgaires Machins on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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RoméO Et Yvette
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Un cover dance de Cash Johnny dans le tapis
Roméo attend dans le stationnement de l'hôpital
Yvette est sûrement sur la table d'opération
Pour que ses seins soient plus gros et plus ronds
Y rêve depuis des décennies
Qu'sa femme soit mieux équipée
Qu'la femme de son meilleur ami
Y s'fout, pas mal
Y s'fout pas mal du prix
La peau c'est toute sa vie
Elle c'est lui
Pendant ce temps Yvette elle terminait sa chirurgie
Enfin mes seins allait améliorer ma qualité de vie
C'est excitant ma chérie, t'es ben plus belle depuis mais mauditqu'ça a l'air pesant
Roméo et Yvette sont toujours auss malheureux
Mais au moins aujourd'hui en ce moment
Le silicone est dieu
De leur minable vie à deux
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