The Negative

[Becky]

Jenna, time to pee on a stick!

[Jenna]

Wh-? I don't wanna know!

[Becky]

Come on, honey, you've waited long enough!

[Becky and Dawn]

Get to it and do it!

[Jenna]

Okay girls, enough!

[Becky and Dawn]

You know what we mean

[Dawn]

I hope you drank enough this morning

[Becky]

Come on, sweetie, it's better to know

We'll be right here with you, so

[Dawn]

It's no or it's yes

But either way you gotta take the test

[Becky]

A squat and a squeeze

A prayer and a please

It's nothing

[Dawn]

A stick and a line

[Jenna]

Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky

[Becky and Dawn]

A pot and a piss

Here we go, sis

And we'll keep our focus on

[All]

The negative!

[Becky]

Read the instructions

[Dawn]

Se puede saber la duración

[Becky]

English!

[Dawn]

Do not insert the test stick into your vagina

[Becky]

Wow. Thank you, Dawn

[Jenna]

How'd I ever get myself in this mess?

One drunk night in that stupid red dress

[Dawn]

Aww, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit

[Becky]

Stay with us, Dawn!

[Dawn]

Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?

What if his boys don't swim? I mean, wow! Miraculous luck!

[Becky]

Yeah, miraculous! To get away with an unprotected fu-

[Jenna]

Funny how one night can ruin your whole life

[Becky and Dawn]

Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says

[Jenna]

I'm already panicked

[Becky]

Just calm down, goddamnit!

[Dawn]

Maybe it'll all be fine

[Becky and Dawn]

Maybe there'll be just one line

[All]

Come on, negative!

[Dawn]

I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore?

[Jenna]

Well, he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband

[Becky]

Honey, we've all made that mistake

[All]

Focus on the negative!

[Becky]

This will all be alright

[Dawn]

It was only one night

[Jenna]

Someone, send me a sign

[Becky and Dawn]

One line, one line!

That means the test is ready, this is it

[Jenna]

Shit