Waldiney Almeida

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Se Eu Fosse Celular

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Waldiney Almeida Canonical path: /waldiney-almeida/se-eu-fosse-celular Related lyric paths: 6

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Se Eu Fosse Celular

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O Facebook deixa a mulherada louca

É só curtir compartilhar e comentar

Não tem mais jeito negócio tá danado

Tem que ter face pra ser atualizado

O Instagram é bem mais sofisticado

É tudo chique tudo mais organizado

Não é privado é para quem quiser saber

A mulherada vai lá só pra conhecer

O WhatsApp por manter privacidade

Fora do grupo elas tem toda a liberdade

Compartilhar não comentar e nem curtir

Não tem fofoca nós vamos nos divertir

Se eu fosse celular eu tava na mão dela

Se eu fosse celular eu tava no bolso dela

Se eu fosse celular tocava no corpo dela

Eu não sou celular eu sou mais um zé ruela

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