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Artist: Walkstones
Canonical path: /walkstones/army-chose-me-because-i-m-blond
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Army Chose Me (Because I'm Blond)
Read Army Chose Me (Because I'm Blond) lyrics by Walkstones on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Army Chose Me (Because I'm Blond)
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I don't wanna be a soldier
I just wanna get drunk
I don't wanna be your toy
I just want to run away and get fucking drunk, boy
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