John Wayne

Put on your cowboy boots

And start day drinking gin and juice

Let’s snort some Adderall

And play mini-golf in the mini-mall

Show up to the party late

And I saw ten people that I hate

My invite was a huge mistake

The cops showed up, I’m wanted in six states

I’m an outlaw

Do what I want

Unhinged lately

Got a bullet in my gun with your name, baby

Put on your cowboy hat

You better saddle up and step right back

Gave you a fake name and

Get the fuck out my way man

You can see my bachelor pad

But you’re not gonna like when I’m whiskey mad

Bounty on my head

Man, I thank God John Wayne is dead

Put on your assless chaps

And go walk off your heart attack

Went three weeks without sleep

Now the doctors wanna study me

Lost track of the meds I take

I like how they feel, I forget their names

Forty bands in medical debt

And I cursed out the band before my set

I’m an outlaw

Do what I want

Unhinged lately

Got a bullet in my gun with your name, baby

Put on your cowboy hat

You better saddle up and step right back

Gave you a fake name and

Get the fuck out my way man

You can see my bachelor pad

But you’re not gonna like when I’m whiskey mad

Bounty on my head

Man, I thank God John Wayne is dead