Lapdance
Read Lapdance lyrics by WARGASM (UK) on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Lapdance
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I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)
Quick on the draw (quick on the draw)
Somethin' you've never seen before (somethin' you've never seen)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
I got somethin' chrome (I got somethin' chrome)
And I brought it from home (and I brought it from home)
And it ain't a microphone (it ain't a microphone)
So I dare a mother fucker to come in my face
It's so real, how I feel
'Cause this society
Makes a motherfucker wanna kill
And I'm just straight ill
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
But all these politicians
They're soundin' like strippers to me
They keep sayin' but I don't want to hear it
Oh baby you want me?
Oh baby you want me?
Oh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
You can get this lap dance here for free
Oh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
It's a raw night (it's a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)
Well come on alright
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
Baseball bats
I got somethin' for that
It goes bla ka ka kat
So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It's so real, how I feel
'Cause this society
Makes a motherfucker wanna kill
And I'm just straight ill
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
But now the government
They're soundin' like strippers to me
They keep sayin' but I don't want to hear it
Oh baby you want me?
Oh baby you want me?
Oh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
You can get this lap dance here for free
Oh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
When you think about me, think of a Harley
Blue denim, spiked wrists it's gone be
Lap-screws and tattoos that's all me
Two guns, both arms spinnin' like fonzie
You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash
Or find me chillin' with crackers who like trash
Find me in court smokin' that nice grass
Burnin' the flag all in the name of white trash
It's milkie baby, Christ on the arm I'm lawly baby
Fuck with me? Not hardly baby
And you know the flow ungodly baby
So lets party baby
Oh baby you want me?
Oh baby you want me?
Oh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
You can get this lap dance here for free
You can get this lap dance here for free
Oh baby you want me?
Well you can't get this lap dance here for free
Oh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
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WARGASM (UK) performs "Lapdance", and this lyric page sits inside the WARGASM (UK) catalog on LyroVerse.
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